11 YO Overheard Praying, Asks God To Not Let Mom Wear New Baseball Booty Shorts
TEMPE, AZ--A baseball dad, Allen Lewis, overheard his son praying this week, which caught him by surprise. An agnostic himself, he doesn’t know where or how his eleven-year-old son, Trent, learned how to pray, but after listening for a minute, he understood why he was doing it.
“Earlier this week his mom ordered herself some white shorts with baseball patterns on the back. I think she saw ‘em on Facebook like the rest of her clothes. He must’ve seen them when they arrived in the mail yesterday,” suggested Allen. “She tried them on for me, and, yeah.. She could probably only pull them off in Tempe. I can see why Trent became a praying man. I’m probably the only guy that should see her in those.”
Allen was kind enough to share a transcript of the prayer:
Dear God, I know I really don’t talk to you much but this is important. Please don’t let my mom wear her new shorts at the next game. I don’t even think they’re her size but I know she was excited about them. If she wears them, all my teammates will make fun of me. They already think she’s hot. Plus, I don’t want to see all of that. Maybe you can have her spill her coffee on them before the game so she can change or something. I don’t know. Thank you. Later.
Only time will tell if God will answer this prayer. Allen promised Trent he’d start taking him to church if his mom actually does spill her coffee on the shorts.