Travel Ball Coaches Offer Black Friday/Cyber Monday Deals for Starting Positions, No Hard Work Required
DALLAS, TX--We all know that earning a starting position on a competitive travel team can be extremely difficult, requiring several hours of training per week. For those not willing to instill good work ethic in their kids, all travel ball coaches throughout the Dallas-Fortworth area are offering some sweet deals on starting positions that won’t cost you any uncomfortable good parenting or your kid any character building hard work! So, if you know your kid is as talented as a bag of dirt and/or lazier than a well fed cat and you don’t want to do anything about that, these deals might be just what you’re looking for:
Shortstop, bat third--Although this spot is usually reserved the coach’s son, reserve it today by simply paying for all the tournament fees for the year and keeping score every game.
Centerfield, bat fifth--If you want your kid to play but don’t want it to be obvious that you paid his way, this is the deal for you. To reserve this spot for your kid, all you have to do is bring bring Gatorade to every game and buy the coach a hot dog twice every tournament.
Second base, bat second--This deal is reserved for single moms whose kids play for an unmarried head coach. To get your kid to the top of the lineup, it’ll cost you one date every tournament weekend and a front hug before every game. *Application required. Contact coach for more details.*
Left field, bat ninth--If you know your kid has no shot at starting on his own, and you’re not really that committed to it either, then this is the deal you’re looking for. Just volunteer to be a bench coach and your kid will at least land this spot, no questions asked.
Act now as starting spots are going fast! Also, be sure to keep your transaction a secret so your kid thinks he’s a lot better than he is. That’s the key to a successful travel ball career and disappointing high school baseball experience.